Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Of course, first door on your left

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

what do u call a apple a apple

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

balls

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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