- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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