It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Illumati Confirmed

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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You will not press the like button.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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