- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

whats worse than jonny james obviously

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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