What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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Anti Joke

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