The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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