- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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