- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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