Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

brock has small hands for a small job

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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