A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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