What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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this is not a drill.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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everyone dislike this

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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penis

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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