- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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Why was the woman?

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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