Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

My parents have an open marriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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