- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

brock has small hands for a small job

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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