- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

My parents have an open marriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

anal seepage

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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