What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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