Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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