- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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