did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

i keep getting thumbs down...

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

Joke.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

Hey! Where is my tracker?

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

Anti Joke

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