Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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People Order Our Patties

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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The WNBA

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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run farther?

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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