why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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You suck big fat slobber

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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Your Mom

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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u suck

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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women sports....

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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Anti Joke

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