There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Gangnam style

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Top Gear USA

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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You have friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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