what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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Joke.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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