Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Your future.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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