- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

You read the Terms of Service.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

your social life.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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