- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

William wright is Gay

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