- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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