- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

What's 9+ 10?! 19

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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