A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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