- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Your future.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

KOOKABURRA

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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