- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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