why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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How high is a Chinaman

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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Anti Joke

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