Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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out of your comfort zone

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The MLS

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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