- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Top Gear USA

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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