two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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this site is an antijoke

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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