knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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