Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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Gangnam style

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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10inch nice

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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You have friends

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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