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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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tee hee

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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