- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

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