Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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your mom

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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