Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

women's rights

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

The MLS

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

I told you it would happen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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