- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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