Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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more chocolate?

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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