- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Women Sports.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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