Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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A man walks into a vagina

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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Sex education in Texas,

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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more chocolate?

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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