why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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