Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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its snowing on mount fuji

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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