What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

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