Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Woman's Rights

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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A man walks into a vagina

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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