How are cars made? By magic.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Robin, Get in the Car

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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pauls tuck

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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