- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

Guess what? I like trains.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

what do u call a black person by his name

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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