BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

canaan and mallory

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What's circular and round A circle

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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