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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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