This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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