What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Weed.

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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