You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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tee hee

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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