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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

Your momma so fat, she's fat

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Nice belt.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Justin Bieber's mother.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Hitler

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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