What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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WEED!

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Anti Joke

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