- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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the WNBA

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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