The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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