- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

This is a joke setup.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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