- Anti Joke

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

its snowing on mount fuji

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.