- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

what do u call a black person by his name

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

its all aodhan

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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