- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

what do u call a black person by his name

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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