- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

This one time at band camp music was played.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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