Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

butt sex

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

*prepares this to get negative votes*

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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