What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

A man killed himself.

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Women's rights

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

I'm hungry.

religion

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

British Dentistry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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