What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Your future.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

Anti Joke

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