What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

British Dentistry

religion

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

I'm hungry.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Women's rights

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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