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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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