- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

women's rights

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

I told you it would happen

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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