Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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The MLS

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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