What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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