what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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What's the deal with brown?

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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Guess what? I like trains.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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Anti Joke

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