- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

Students, please find the surface integral.

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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