What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Xzibit

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Why? Why Not?

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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