- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

roses are red. violets are violet...

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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