once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

a man is running away

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Where's my tractor?

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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