- Anti Joke

A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

josh roberts got the d in geog

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Please? No.