Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Your Mother

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Nickelback

-_- i like trains ... -_-

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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