- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Hitler

The Game.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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