- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

This one time at band camp music was played.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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