You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Where's my tractor?

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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