How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Black...

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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You will not press the like button.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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book 'em danno

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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nice tits.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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