- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

What'sucks and white Jackson

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Abortion

once upon a time, it snowed

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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