Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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