why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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