- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

woman's rights

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

hey John will you make some copies

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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