- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

more chocolate?

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Whats wrong with that Nothing

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