- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

-_- i like trains ... -_-

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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