What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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No, Trinidad.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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