why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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This is not a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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