- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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