- Anti Joke

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

This statement is false.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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