- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Jerry.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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