How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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What can fly? Lots of things

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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