- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

i lost the game

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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