- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

What can fly? Lots of things

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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