boobs.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

Woman's Rights

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

William wright is Gay

A man walks into a vagina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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