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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Obama

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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