- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

This one time at band camp....

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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