- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What is more worse than death? Death

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

NEVER

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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