- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

knock knock. come in.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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