Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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children burning

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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